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🐓 Sorry About Your Pension 🐓

It doesn't matter how long you work. The suits will steal your pension if they need to.

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D.J. Byrnes
Jan 15, 2020
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I made a good decision yesterday by purchasing gravity food and water dispensers to put on my porch for the gang of feral cats that I am slowly bringing into syndicate. I might have 35 kittens running around my landlord’s property by spring. That only means more voters for my next Statehouse run.

But how my life works is I have to counterbalance every go…

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