45,000 Soon-to-Be-Hungry Ohioans

Robbing from the poor to give to the rich! The American way baby!

Santa is looking at Mike DeWine like “Can you believe this asshole that signed the worst energy law of the 21st century thinks he’s getting anything other than a sack of his beloved Ohio coal for Christmas?”

Mrs. Clause is clearly amused by the governor’s childlike stature. She has elf slaves bigger than him.