🐓 Private Streets Are Apparently a Thing 🐓

I wish somebody would tell me I can't park my car on the street.

It’s the famous worker holiday known as Friday. Celebrate it to the fullest today by putting your boss in a trashcan and leaving for lunch at 11 a.m.

Don’t return until Monday. Actually now that I think about it… we’re not going back to work until Wednesday. Sorry to the bosses. They’ve had it good for awhile now and unfortunately for them it’s time we …