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A game of inches

You almost have to admire the lifetime luck of Donald Trump.

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D.J. Byrnes
Jul 15, 2024
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Donald Trump
Say what you want about President Business Deals: The man understands optics. [Photo by Evan Vucci of the Associated Press]

I was sitting next to my friend’s pool in Reynoldsburg when a bizarre-looking Republican voter almost assassinated President Business Deals live on CNN.

At that moment, I could hear many Ohioans crying out, asking themselves, “I wond…

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