That jabroni Aftab Pureval doesn't know ball

Aftab Pureval's communications teams thought they had an easy score. They were wrong in a way that should cost them their jobs.

Cincinnati mayor Aftab Pureval

Cincinnati mayor Aftab Pureval is the best and hottest mayor of Ohio’s three major cities.

That’s akin to being the tallest 36-year-old in a kindergarten class. But hey, they’re easy choices. That doesn’t count for nothing.

The problem with Pureval is everything — everything! — is staged. A single hair on his head is never o…