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That jabroni Aftab Pureval doesn't know ball

Aftab Pureval's communications teams thought they had an easy score. They were wrong in a way that should cost them their jobs.

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D.J. Byrnes
Jan 30, 2023
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that nerd AFTAB should RESIGN in DISGRACE after such a humiliating defeat
Cincinnati mayor Aftab Pureval

Cincinnati mayor Aftab Pureval is the best and hottest mayor of Ohio’s three major cities.

That’s akin to being the tallest 36-year-old in a kindergarten class. But hey, they’re easy choices. That doesn’t count for nothing.

The problem with Pureval is everything — everything! — is staged. A single hair on his head is never o…

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