Ah Hell! That One Wasn't Supposed to Go Out

Anyway, here's what you were supposed to get today.

So, now that everybody knows what the first draft of every post I make looks like — let’s move on to what you were supposed to get today, which is having two of my emails in your inbox.

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The Coronavirus! Y’all thought it was a game. And now the fascist president of Brazil has contracted the famous disease. The good news is he was with President Busines…