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The Rooster

All Dawgs Go to Prison

We need to storm the Haslam Compound. Point blank period.

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D.J. Byrnes
Jan 13, 2020
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Big day for America. Either a charlatan Christian named Dabo Swinney is going in a pine box or I’m retiring from college football until Ohio State makes the playoffs again.

Something less drastic for the state of the nation is this map of how we use our land. I guess if Clemson does win tonight then the Midwest can pull food off America’s tables. That’s …

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