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Apologies to my beloved subscribers. I was playing FIFA and it somehow went from 8 p.m. to 1 a.m. which is something I thought defied the laws of the space-time continuum, yet here we are.

Today is one of those rare instances where I don’t have anything on my hear that needs sermonizing. I thought about going to sleep and re-evaluating that idea in the m…