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An exercise in drunk driving

This week is a perfect example that we don't really take it as seriously as we claim.

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D.J. Byrnes
Mar 15, 2023
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An Ai-generated image of a maniac drinking and driving

Drunk driving is one of those crimes everyone swears we take seriously, and I say that as someone who should’ve earned multiple DUIs over my 19-year drinking career.

You’ll never hear a politician complaining (in public) that we should relax sentencing guidelines on drunk driving because drunk drivers have no lobbying group. You’ll never find anyone, oth…

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