Another Day in Ohio Politics, Another Walk Through the Despairs of Hell

Sometimes the abyss blinks back.

The prayer warriors who bravely enlisted in Chairman Xi’s Patriots Caucus, such as yourself, pay The Rooster good money to pay attention to state politics report back on its most psychotic moments.

It’s a fair trade on most days. But then there are days like yesterday when I think it might be better for my mental health to move to a beach in a country w…