As Prophesied, Columbus City Council Didn't Have that Dawg in Them
I'm confident that the word "hobgoblin" has been entered into City Council record for the first time.

The only member of Columbus City Council that didn’t earn their seat through its famously corrupt appointment process is Councilwoman Elizabeth Brown, the daughter of United States Senator Sherrod Brown.
That means nobody on the council of wizards actually has the dawg in them. They can’t campaign. They never actually had to get into …
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