Ban the Greek System

Like the police, you can't reform your way out of this problem.

When I enrolled at the University of Montana in the fall of 2005, I had zero intention of joining a fraternity. Actually less than zero intention, if my skepticism could be measured that way.

However, I met my two best friends, Buddy and Sean, through Facebook, back when it was an actual social networking site for college students and not a dystopian mon…