The Rooster

The Rooster

Biggest Scumbag on the Supreme Court

Assault rifle raffles, Ukrainian money laundering in Cleveland and things of that nature.

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D.J. Byrnes
Aug 26, 2019
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Turns out drinking 1,000 Vodka-Waters at the open bar of Coco Bongo in Playa del Carmen may have been a bad idea considering I didn’t verify if the water came from the tap.

Montezuma’s Revenge put my cracker ass on the couch for four days — damn near a record as far as I can tell — but it’s going to take more than the vengeful wrath of a deceased Mayan …

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