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The Super Bowl is officially on notice.

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D.J. Byrnes
Sep 18, 2020
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You can thank my CIA girlfriend for The Rooster arriving on time in your inbox today. I was trying to have premarital sex after the Browns went 1-1 and she said, “I think your subscribers would instead appreciate if The Rooster arrived on time tomorrow.” To which I said, “Touché.” That doesn’t change the fact Joe Burrow’s new name is Danny Almonte (Goog…

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