Calculations from beyond the grave

I finally got around to reading one of the more infamous books in Ohio political circles this weekend.

Though I had some fun times, I regret spending the first half of my adult life drunk and/or on drugs.

More specifically, I regret that I was too busy killing myself one double-Tito-and-soda at a time between 2018 and 2022 to walk roughly two miles to the Statehouse to see the pervert circus that I had already spent so much time blogging about.

The reign …