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D.J. Byrnes
Jul 24, 2019
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I was ready to return to my cats. However, I would have returned tomorrow had I realized former FBI director Robert Mueller testifies today in front of Congress about his Russia investigation.

I wish I could say I won’t watch the questioning, but I will if only to see if Jim Jordan passes out when the blood in his brain sprints to his penis while rabidl…

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