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City of Columbus vs. Donald J. Byrnes

Let's see who has the true dawg check.

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D.J. Byrnes
Sep 14, 2020
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I’m going to trial today. Not necessarily because I feel like I didn’t walk on a pedestrian sidewalk when required. More like I have never littered in my life.

The way the system works is they want you to come and plead down to some bullshit and pay out a fine. Not me. I believe on seeing my accuser in court.

The suburban freaks who patrol my neighborhood…

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