I’m going to trial today. Not necessarily because I feel like I didn’t walk on a pedestrian sidewalk when required. More like I have never littered in my life.
The way the system works is they want you to come and plead down to some bullshit and pay out a fine. Not me. I believe on seeing my accuser in court.
The suburban freaks who patrol my neighborhood…
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