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Cleveland should tell the Browns to kick rocks

There are more important things in life than shining the shoes of a career criminal like Jimmy Haslam.

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D.J. Byrnes
Apr 03, 2024
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The Johnny Manziel Era, lmao

I saw a video last week on the internet if you can believe that. The video featured Mike Arougheti, one of the new owners of the Baltimore Oriels, buying a round of beer for fans assembled at the legendary Pickle’s Pub.

It’s a testament to the ownership class in sports that few, if any, of the asocial scumbags that own a majority of sports teams in Ameri…

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