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“Colonel Sanders Needs to Go”

National Guardsman becomes ninth casualty of Cuyahoga County Jail, anti-abortion nonsense pushed by zealots continues, and more.

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D.J. Byrnes
May 15, 2019
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Words to the wise: Always check to make sure your cats like a brand of wet cat food before investing in a $19.99 box. Starcat and Stinky used to dine on delicacies like sewer crawdads and rotting dumpster food, so I figured “Fancy Feast” would be a treat for them.

No, not at all. I might as well have tried to feed them a raw onion.

I loaded a bowl with Fa…

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