“Colonel Sanders Needs to Go”

National Guardsman becomes ninth casualty of Cuyahoga County Jail, anti-abortion nonsense pushed by zealots continues, and more.

Words to the wise: Always check to make sure your cats like a brand of wet cat food before investing in a $19.99 box. Starcat and Stinky used to dine on delicacies like sewer crawdads and rotting dumpster food, so I figured “Fancy Feast” would be a treat for them.

No, not at all. I might as well have tried to feed them a raw onion.

I loaded a bowl with Fa…