Columbus Corruption in Broad Daylight

The Franklin County Democratic Party does not respect its voters.

Well, Bernie Sanders definitely won the Iowa caucus despite what that repulsive nerd Mayor Pete declared. What I did not plan on — and again, this is my fault for not knowing better — the incompetence of the Democratic Party.

What the hell is a caucus anyway? You’re telling me I got to get locked into a middle school gymnasium while getting barked at by …