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Columbus Needs Guy Fieri to Run for Mayor Against That Fink Andy Ginther

He is the only man with enough juice to roust Franklin County property voters from their slumber.

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D.J. Byrnes
Aug 09, 2022
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Guy Fieri with angel wings

Columbus, Ohio, is a dictatorship of a corrupt Democratic political machine and the property value voters that enable the racket.

Though there are cracks, there is no sign of electoral upheaval heading into next year’s mayoral campaign. Mayor Suburbs will run, likely with no serious opposition, and he will be re-elected despite better albeit lesser-know…

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