Unfuckable Dave Yost Should Hire a Sex Worker

Sweet Jesus, our Attorney General has apparently been trying to think about deeper topics than the weather... with foreseeable results.

Ohio Attorney General Dave Yost, a man who looks like he’s been living in the desert with a doomsday cult for the past six weeks, has apparently been doing some thinking as of late. As always, that’s not good news for people who actually have to work for a living.

You would think Yost might be reflecting on how as the state’s top cop, he allowed Former O…