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The Rooster

Demolition Crew

It's with a heavy heart that I report the suits are at it again.

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D.J. Byrnes
May 10, 2021
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“The Columbus Crew’s new, god-awful crest.”

The Columbus Crew is the original club of Major League Soccer. It is currently in the process of defending its second championship in club history.

A four-year campaign culminated two years ago when its fans Saved the Crew in Columbus when Anthony Precourt, the San Franciscan hedge fund dipshit who owned the te…

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