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Down goes Larry Householder

Down goes Larry Householder

The truth is, this was an Ohio Man who wanted a new deck on his Florida vacation home, and things got out of hand...

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Mar 10, 2023
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Larry Householder: Guilty as charged

The FBI arrested former Ohio House Speaker Larry Householder (R-Glenford) on the same day I got my jaw unwired after a traumatic car crash in July 2020.

“How are you doing?” The nurse asked.

“Ma’am,” I said in the gargled parlance I had mastered over the previous month, “The only way this day is going to get better is if you present me with a winning lott…

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