Dublin Dad Down Bad, Explained

I could say it's with a heavy heart I report, but that's not true.

The truth is my alarm went off at 5:30 a.m. on Saturday and my first thought was it’s time to go to go build America. But the nice part about a union is me and my boy, Journeyman Luis, were the only two at the gang box for #MoneyBagSaturday, said fuck it, we’re leaving at noon. And so we did.

I didn’t think my day could get much better than leaving work …