I Move to End Debate!!!!!

The days of Lincoln-Douglas are over. We should stop pretending otherwise.

Public school, that great Patriot-to-Marxist pipeline, taught me that when JFK debated Richard Nixon, people who listened on radio thought Nixon won by sounding stately and those that watched on televison thought JFK won because Nixon looked like a sweaty, dumpy pile of shit.

That, like a lot of things I learned about American history in public school, …