Feb. 25, 2019: The Workers' Revolution Begins at Sonic

Ohio drivers suck in the snow, John Kasich's miracle crumbles, and more.

Two self-proclaimed Christians walked out of church yesterday and logged into Twitter to unleash two normal-brained takes.

Marco Rubio (R-Florida) tweeted a warning to Venezuelan dictator Nicolas Maduro that he could suffer the fate of Libyan despot Muammar Gaddafi, who the US liked right until we armed a rebel faction that sodomized him with a bayonet b…