Five Dipshit Democrats Dance to the Racist Republican Tune Like The Useful Idiots They Are
It won't happen, but these losers deserve to be ostracized from polite political circles.
The Ohio Republican Party has a voter enthusiasm problem ahead of November’s General Election.
That might sound weird considering Joe Biden will probably be polling at a 12% approval rating and how two droopy Republicans from Lima successfully ratfucked the Ohio’s “Constitutionally mandated” anti-gerrymandering law.
But it’s true.
Consider that roughly 66% of Republican primary voters rejected the party’s current gubernatorial and Senate nominees.
Sure, most of those voters will rally around Mike DeWine and J.D. Vance against what they perceive to be Team Baby Killer.
But the Ohio Republican Party did not come to rule state politics by taking chances, especially with a possible 14-2/R-D split with the Congressional delegation possible under their gerrymandered maps.
They want to inspire as many of their hog voters to the polls as possible, and they know there is no better tool to accomplish that goal than blatant racism.
Their grand idea is a Constitutional Amendment, currently called “House Joint Resolution 4,” that would ban “non-citizens” from legally participating in local elections, since they’re already banned on the state and federal level.
Per The Rooster’s impeccable research, the liberal oasis of Yellow Springs (population: 3,972) is currently the only municipality that allows non-citizens to participate in local elections.
Allowing non-citizens to vote on things makes sense to The Rooster. Why wouldn’t you want new immigrants participating in mundane but pertinent processes of being an American citizen? The most likely answer is you’re a racist who doesn’t want an informed citizenry.
The new big idea, fearmongering against brown people voting on local bonds, dovetails nicely into their latest pet conspiracy theory that Democrats are allowing mass illegal immigration to replace traditional Republican (read: white) voters.
This is basic knowledge to anybody who hasn’t been in a coma for the last 20 years. Which of course means that five white Ohio Democrats joined 63 Republicans in voting in favor of this racist charade, which now means it’s bipartisan.
Here are the names of the damned, and a reading of their vibe chart:
Michael O’Brien (Warren). This man looks like the chairman of the Thin Blue Line Democrats Caucus.
Daniel Troy (Willowick). Looks like he will be casted as Ebeneezer Scrooge in Willowick’s rendition of A Christmas Carol.
Michael Sheehy (Oregon). Looks like a guy who is a Democrat until it’s time to talk taxes or advancing Black civil rights.
Richard Brown (Canal Winchester). The Rooster is familiar with Canal Winchester, and it’s no surprise they didn’t send their brightest bulb to the halls of power. Or maybe they did. Who’s to say? The saddest thing is this guy is the Assistant Minority Whip, which means he should’ve spent his time yelling at the other losers on this list rather than voting in favor of it.
Bride Rose Sweeney (Cleveland). The Democratic Jena Powell. Normally The Rooster would forgive her for being the daughter of an incorrigible career criminal like Martin Sweeney, but she has actively promoted that bum and participated in his chicanery with the corrupt Cleveland machine. The Rooster is told Bride Rose has ambitions for higher office. Well, she will get no quarter in these parts after this nonsense.
Aiding and abetting Republicans in racist fear-mongering should be grounds for dismissal from Democratic politics. At the very least, these five losers should be made to sit at a children’s picnic table at the next caucus meeting. They should be given crayons and coloring books to bide their time while the adults in the room decide to which hinterland they’re going to exile these traitors.
No surprise they’re all white.
The Rooster is smart enough not to expect to find committed Maoists lurking within the ranks of the Ohio House Democratic Caucus—but my God, we should at least expect to find ostensible adults who can see through racist tripe like House Joint Resolution 4.
The saddest part is there will be more Democratic betrayals in the Senate. This “bipartisan” effort will win with nearly 70% of the vote in November because Ohio, as always, remains a deeply racist state. Any Democrat participating in this agenda should never be taken seriously again.
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