Politicians lost the right to advertise their sports fandom

Plus a special Cyber Monday offering to the brave soldiers in the Patriots Caucus.

A new soy candle offering at The RooStore, with aromas including Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, Clean Cotton, Sea Salt + Orchid, and White Sage + Lavender.

Before we begin today, I want to thank you, the brave soldier in The Patriots Caucus reading this dispatch from wherever you may be in the world.

Thanks to freaks like you, it’s already been a recor…