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This is hilarious. Frank LaRose and his Mickey Mouse outfit are an absolute embarrassment.

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The Patriots Caucus did some damage to his finances because this is the number all the bigwig donors have.

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Father Lawrence stands with you Pastor Matthews! Romans 14:4.

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Nov 6, 2023Liked by D.J. Byrnes

Well done Rooster . . . well done!

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Nov 6, 2023Liked by D.J. Byrnes

I love a long con. This was very satisfying to read.

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Nov 6, 2023Liked by D.J. Byrnes

Reading this made my morning better.

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lmao what a fucking legend you are dj

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This is just so very good, Mr. Rooster.

You should be a guest on John Oliver's show. Wish I had connections.

You are an absolute Ohio treaure.

Wish I could be your editor...

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When I breach $1,000,000 in annual revenue you will be my first call for the much-needed editor role.

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ahahahahahahahahahahahHhah

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Happy to supply resume and writing samples upon request!

Will volunteer, if you'd like to try before you buy.

I'm working as a high school English teacher at London (LoCI) and Corrections Reception Center (CRC) Institutions now, so all we'd need to do is work on your deadlines, brother.

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