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yeebbeeb's avatar

This is hilarious. Frank LaRose and his Mickey Mouse outfit are an absolute embarrassment.

D.J. Byrnes's avatar

The Patriots Caucus did some damage to his finances because this is the number all the bigwig donors have.

Max Littman's avatar

Father Lawrence stands with you Pastor Matthews! Romans 14:4.

Donald Byrnes's avatar

Well done Rooster . . . well done!

Jean Wedding's avatar

I love a long con. This was very satisfying to read.

Kelsey's avatar

Reading this made my morning better.

Bee Estabrook's avatar

lmao what a fucking legend you are dj

Valerie Acton's avatar

This is just so very good, Mr. Rooster.

You should be a guest on John Oliver's show. Wish I had connections.

You are an absolute Ohio treaure.

Wish I could be your editor...

D.J. Byrnes's avatar

When I breach $1,000,000 in annual revenue you will be my first call for the much-needed editor role.

Valerie Acton's avatar

Happy to supply resume and writing samples upon request!

Will volunteer, if you'd like to try before you buy.

I'm working as a high school English teacher at London (LoCI) and Corrections Reception Center (CRC) Institutions now, so all we'd need to do is work on your deadlines, brother.