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God Damnit, the Right-Wing Freak Who Attacked the FBI Building with a Nail Gun and an AR-15 Lived in Columbus

A construction electrician registered to vote in the Short North gave his life in the name of Donald Trump yesterday.

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D.J. Byrnes
Aug 12, 2022
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Ricky Shiffer bet his life that a nail gun could break bulletproof glass. He was wrong.

Congratulations to the right-wing stooges who spent this week shrieking about defunding the FBI (read: replacing it with something worse) when it turns out Donald Trump kept top-secret documents in his office and a storage room at his pussy palace in Florida. He may h…

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