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He Can't Keep Getting Away With It

Judging by his wife's recipes, Governor Mike DeWine should have died a long time ago.

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D.J. Byrnes
Feb 11, 2022
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The average Donald Trump voter in Ohio equates Governor Mike DeWine with Adolph Hitler. The Ohio Democrats will hopefully offer a gubernatorial candidate that doesn’t get caught cheating on their spouse in an industrial parking lot at 3 a.m.

His greatest skill as a politician seems to be sharing his wife’s 6,000-calorie meals that are an abomination to G…

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