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Heads Roll at Mt. Carmel

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D.J. Byrnes
Jul 12, 2019
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It’s Friday, and there’s nobody in Columbus more angry than my neighbors as soon as they learn Lil Nas X dropped an Old Town Road remix featuring Billy Ray Cyrus, Young Thug, and the Wal-Mart Yodel Boy.

The release ensures I’ll be blaring this song at maximum level through Bluetooth speakers while I shower for at least the next 60 days.

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