I am 34 years old and don’t remember the last time the Cleveland Browns started a season 1-0.
I’m told the last time was in 2004, when I was a senior in high school and “Yeah!” by Usher topped the charts.
Being a Browns fan has meant knowing not to ask your alcoholic parents for anything nice on Christmas because it will just end in disappointment. A pai…
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