Hello, Darkness, My Old Friend

The Cleveland Browns are 0-1 once again.

Sep 13, 2021

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Even the Browns' indefatigable elf mascot is having a bad year | For The Win

I am 34 years old and don’t remember the last time the Cleveland Browns started a season 1-0.

I’m told the last time was in 2004, when I was a senior in high school and “Yeah!” by Usher topped the charts.

Being a Browns fan has meant knowing not to ask your alcoholic parents for anything nice on Christmas because it will just end in disappointment. A pai…

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