The back-to-back banger my liver has dreaded for half my life has finally come to fruition. The Almighty Browns and the Battling Buckeyes will play back-to-back playoff bangers this weekend.
Normally I would cloak my anxiety by peppering my cerebellum with Tito’s Handmade Vodka until I was willing to die rather than suffer the shame of one of my two team…
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