How They See Themselves at the Top

Born on third and thinking they hit a triple doesn't even begin to describe these assholes.

I know last Sunday’s loss to the Broncos damaged my soul because it’s Friday and I have yet to work myself into the delirium required to put the Buffalo Bills on notice.

Though I do want to shoutout Haz Matthews for a song that I’ve listened to fifteen times alone in my room while burning a candle and crying about how bad my preferred football team is.