The Rooster will return on Jan. 16th
The Rooster will return on Jan. 16th
God forgive me, I'm addicted to covering Ohio politics.
I want to thank every member of President Xi Jinping’s Patriots Caucus. The last week has been nothing but free content, so dispatches will be locked going forward for the foreseeable future.
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I honestly don’t know how I’m going to top this past week. God, I wish I were shameless enough to just go full BlueAnon and start connecting the dots from Wes Goodman to Jim Jordan and Les Wexner. But I think the damage has already been done.
I’m taking tomorrow off to recharge for the weekend. Thinking about raw political power for 12 hours a day is poisonous to the mind, and I totally understand how people lose their souls in the Statehouse snake pit, considering its long-standing culture of corruption.
I want to think about something else for a couple of days. Literally anything else other than the web of lies spun by the Center for Christian Virtue and how they attempt to brainwash young conservative gay men into thinking their human nature is a forgivable sin as long as they accept second-class citizen status.
I’ll be back Monday, hopefully no longer talking like a 19th-century puritan preacher. But that could all change with one article about one reporter asking Derek Merrin one question about one photograph. So we’ll see.
And like I said, all posts will be subscriber-only going forward for the foreseeable future. I need to reward the members of the Patriots Caucus who put me in a position to capitalize on the downfall of Derek Merrin in the first place.
Because as you may have heard, the RICO train is coming down the track full-steam at former Ohio House Speaker Larry Householder (R-Perry County). Jury selection begins Jan. 20th and the trial starts on the 23rd.
As a reward to my subscribers, new and old, I’m going to do my best to cover every day of that trial from my perspective as a cum laude graduate of the prestigious Twitter Law University.
Who knows what fun nuggets of depravity will tumble out of what is sure to be a massive shit show?