I hereby Challenge Niraj Antani to a Duel

The only people who like this freak are those that have never met him for more than 30 seconds.

Thee worst part about my substance abuse issues is when I forget to schedule a weekly dispatch while I decide to take exactly one sober night at home with a hot girl.

Everyone assumes I simply got too drunk the night prior. And that’s justified. The true story is I drank 13 glasses of water and enjoyed a sober night at my landlord’s house until I saw th…