In Ohio, You're Free to Call a Judge a "Racist Ass Bitch" After They Sentence You To 22 Years
The can't add additional years for that, as one Ohio judge attempted to do.
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Judges—like dentists, lawyers and architects—are one of many professions that American culture respects off the rip too much.
We see them as venerable people, when in reality, most of them are neurotic perverts who wear silly robes to work. Funny things happen to your mind when spend that much time getting called “Your Honor” and exercising unilateral power all day every day at your work.
Unfortunately I’ve made some poor decisions in my life that led to a judge having power over my life. It’s not something I’d recommend. You’re standing there hoping the judge’s wife spent a little special time with his putrid pink penis that morning and he’s in a decent mood.
Such is where Ohio man Manson Bryant found himself in 2019, at the mercy. of Painsville County Common Please Court Judge Eugene Lucci. Here is a picture of Judge Lucci from the Ashtabula County Republican Party:
That’s a 100% real picture. I shit you not.
But before you let the little robed freak decide just how long you will be subjugated to the brutality of prison, it’s best if you say a little diddy before prostrating yourself before the divine throne.
Manson Bryant was in court that day to be sentenced on aggravated robbery and aggravated burglary charges (among others). Here is what Mason said to Judge Lucci moments before Lucci stroked him:
Your Honor, I know you [are] very well aware of my history. I made a lifetime of bad decisions. And those bad decisions has caused pain to a lot of people in my family. For that I am truly sorry. Most of my bad decisions have been driven by my addiction to drugs, and to do whatever I can to continue to get high. My ability to stay clean has me to spend most of my life in prison. There’s no way for a person to live—that’s no way for a person to live. And it’s not how I want to finish my life. Despite the circumstances of my upbringing, I understand that I can’t continue to blame others for my actions and my behaviors. I have become jaded towards the legal system. By having this trial, was honest and open eye for me. I have never gone through trial before. I have a new found respect for the efforts of the attorneys, judges, jurors, and goal in living as an, as giving an accused person a opportunity to have a case heard. That’s all anyone can ask.
Lucci noted that he sensed some remorse from Bryant before handing down a 22-year sentence.
Bryant reacted in a totally understandable manner.
From the transcript:
BRYANT: Fuck your courtroom, you racist ass bitch. Fuck your courtroom, man. You racist as fuck. You racist as fuck. Twenty-two fucking years. Racist ass bitch.
(CONTINUED OUTBURST BY DEFENDANT, SWEARING, YELLING, MUCH UNINTELLIGIBLE).
COURT: Remember when—
BRYANT: You ain’t shit.
COURT: Remember when I said that you had some remorse?
BRYANT: You ain’t shit. You never gave me probation.
COURT: Wait a minute.
BRYANT: You never gave me a chance.
COURT: When I said that you had a certain amount of remorse, I was mistaken.
(DEFENDANT CONTINUES YELLING).
The Court determines—
BRYANT: Fuck you.
COURT: The Court determines that maximum imprisonment is needed, so it’s eleven years on Count 1 and eleven years on Count 3.
BRYANT: Fuck that courtroom. You racist bitch. You ain’t shit.
(MALE VOICE SAYING “MANSON” REPEATEDLY).
Let me out the courtroom, man.
(MORE SHOUTING AND SWEARING).
That’s right—the judge added two more years on Bryant’s sentence because the defendant hurt his precious feelings.
Judge Lucci would have gotten away with the egregious decision, too, if not for the meddling Supreme Court, which ruled 4-3 against him.
Republican Chief Justice Maureen O’Connor joined with the Democratic justices to form the majority. O’Connor will soon be off the court, however, which means Bryant had fortuitous timing with his case as O’Connor will undoubtedly be replaced by. a hideous reptile who thinks a judge should be able to add years onto a sentence because a defendant had the audacity to exercise his freedom of speech in an uncouth manner.
That’s a fight for another day. Today we take solace in our now enshrined right to call a goofy looking dude like Judge Lucci, or any judge for that matter, a “racist ass bitch” if we ever feel they have made a cosmic error in judgment.
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