I've Girlfriend

(No typo). I guess it's time to put my life back together.

The rumors are true — a high-priced downtown attorney bamboozled me into a committed sexual relationship. It’s not something I planned. I was perfectly content with being some random geek on the street with a myriad of substance abuse issues. I did my best to run her off but this woman was relentless.

She was trying to trying to get me me into into her d…