The Epstein Class picks Vivek Ramaswamy
In Elon Musk, Ramaswamy has found the support of perhaps the only political figure more disliked than himself.
The notorious conman Vivek Ramaswamy and I have more in common than you think at first glance.
We’re both mentally ill addicts who have harnessed the power of being annoying to professional gain. I’d like to think I’m a lot more honest about it, though.
He’d never admit it, but in my unprofessional opinion, you have to be mentally ill to have an alleged $2 billion and want to run for governor to make the material conditions worse for working people. You have to be addicted to money and power to even accrue $2 billion in the first place.
As for the annoying part, well, consider that Ramaswamy is only running for governor of Ohio because of the Complete & Total Endorsement of Donald Trump, which was arranged by Chief of Staff Susie Wiles due to Ramaswamy beeing deeply annoying to Trump and fellow D.O.G.E. co-founder Elon Musk, a South African ketamine addict with no friends, wife, or adult children who love him.
From The New York Times on Jan. 20, 2025:
Mr. Ramaswamy’s position in Mr. Trump’s orbit has been tenuous for weeks as he irritated the president, several of Mr. Trump’s aides and, crucially, Mr. Musk. Mr. Musk has been sharply critical of Mr. Ramaswamy in private conversations.
Being so annoying that they exiled Ramaswamy to Ohio was actually a stroke of luck for him. D.O.G.E. was successful in that it fired several Inspector Generals and opened the federal government to graft and embezzlement that will only become known in scale if the Democrats seize the House and the Senate in the November elections.
It was a failure by every other metric, to the point that it became a drag on Tesla stock as nationwide protests at dealerships erupted across the country before Musk threw up his hands, declared government a lot harder than he’d thought it would be after the deficit exploded under his watch, and went back to inciting racial pogroms on his Nazi den of a social media platform.
But hilariously, thanks to our broken tax code and the Republican-juiced Supreme Court that gave us Citizens United, the world’s first trillionaire can drop $5 million into a gubernatorial election in a state in which he does not even live.
From The New York Times on Wednesday:
But they seem to have buried the hatchet: Mr. Musk, the world’s richest person, donated $5 million in May to back Mr. Ramaswamy’s bid to be governor of Ohio, according to a campaign-finance filing made public on Wednesday.
This is a political gift to Dr. Amy Acton, but only if she comes to her senses as starts bludgeoning Ramaswamy over Epstein, Wexner and the data centers—as I advised her to do on April 6.
If she’s queasy about going after Wexner and his longtime friendship, financing and rumored romance with Epstein—she’s been offered a reprieve in Musk underwriting Ramaswamy’s campaign.
In 2019, Musk said Epstein was “obviously a creep” and claimed that he had tried to lure him to Pedophile Island numerous times, which Musk rebuffed.
If you recently woke up from a multi-year coma, I’d suggest you sit down. Because Musk was lying through his teeth, Epstein’s emails show he tried repeatedly to visit Pedophile Island and party with Epstein.
From The Guardian in Jan. 2026:
In November 2012, Epstein sent Musk an email asking “how many people will you be for the heli to island”.
“Probably just Talulah and me. What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?” Musk replied, in an apparent reference to his former wife Talulah Riley.
Musk followed up with an email on 25 December in response to another Epstein message that encouraged him to visit and offered use of his helicopter.
“Do you have any parties planned? I’ve been working to the edge of sanity this year and so, once my kids head home after Christmas, I really want to hit the party scene in St Barts or elsewhere and let loose. The invitation is much appreciated, but a peaceful island experience is the opposite of what I’m looking for,” Musk wrote.
It’s hard to believe that Musk would be later divorced after he was spending Christmas morning fantasizing about partying with the world’s most infamous pedophile.
