Jesus... J.D. Vance Scheduled a Rally During an Ohio State Football Game

Our favorite Yale-educated Hillbilly is about to learn a lesson about how much more Ohioans care about Ohio State football than his Senate ambitions.

Sep 07, 2022

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Senate candidate J.D. Vance, roleplaying as an Ohio State fan during a campaign event. [Photo: J.D. Vance for Senate.]

I always advise friends never to schedule their weddings during an Ohio State football game. I’m not a “no fall weddings” jihadist, either. It’s your day. Get married when you want!

However, you probably do not have thick enough skin to h…

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