Rooster in Review: The Jon Husted Botox Sale

Business is booming, so The Rooster is tossing a lifeline to the freeloaders in the parking lot. Join the Patriots Caucus and enjoy the warmth of our hearth!

Well, folks, you might have heard: I put Jon Husted and five of his gremlins in the blender yesterday. It’s a sad state of affairs for our brave lieutenant governor, who got reduced in roughly two minutes to a man in a preposterous outfit and a head that was too shiny for any normal human.

We’re starting to get somewhere with these folks because, unlike our first encounter last summer, Husted didn’t bother asking who I was.

If you compare the two videos, it’s easy to see that our brave Lieutenant Governor isn’t moving with the same kind of mojo given the recent indictments of his key co-conspirators in the ongoing HB-6 investigation.

It makes you think, for sure!

But given that The Business Line has continued its ascent lately, I always like to offer a lifeline to the freeloaders in the parking lot to help sustain my work of hassling the most flagrant perverts in our political sphere.

As such, I’m announcing the Jon Husted Botox Sale in which you can take 60 percent off the sticker price to The Rooster if you act today:

Some of you will never pay me a cent for my work. And that’s fine too. But don’t expect my protection when the Revolution comes!

This week in Ohio Man…

I’ve always been good at posting on the internet, so I never understood the “incel” movement. It’s a bunch of young men who, instead of making better tweets, use their time on the internet to cry about women not wanting to fuck acne-ridden misogynists.

Given Ohio’s state of affairs, it’s no surprise that we’re leading the way in incel prosecution.

From Adam Ferrise of cleveland.com:

CLEVELAND, Ohio — The first “incel” to be convicted of a hate crime in the United States was sentenced Thursday to more than six years in prison for his plot to carry out a mass shooting targeting women at Ohio State University.

Tres Genco’s six-year, eight-month prison term will be followed by five years on post-prison supervision.

U.S. District Judge Susan Dlott in Cincinnati handed down the sentence. Genco, 24, of Hillsboro, previously pleaded guilty to an attempted hate crime.

Prosecutors sought more than 12 years, saying incels, or involuntary celibates, represent a growing domestic and international threat to women. Defense attorneys argued that Genco injured no one and should be sentenced to time served since his July 2021 arrest.

The case was being closely watched. Experts previously told cleveland.com and The Plain Dealer that Dlott’s sentence would be used to compare future incel and hate crime cases.

Incels are members of an online community of men who harbor anger toward women because they believe women deny them romantic or sexual attention.

Not going to lie, folks: The odds of Mr. Genco ever getting laid by a woman is not looking good for him.

This week in The Rooster…

It’s been another banner week for The Rooster, which means you can enjoy the Jon Husted Botox Sale and get into the Patriots Caucus for 60 percent off the sticker prices to monthly and annual plans.

Move quick! This deal won’t last forever. And if you join, you’ll ensure you get every dispatch delivered into your mailbox in a timely fashion.

• The power of sir. An incognito conversation with one of Ohio’s richest men makes me wonder what could have been.

• And sometimes decades happen in weeks. Zach Klein eyes toppling Mayor Suburbs among other FCDP drama; The mayor appointed Republicans to the Airport Authority Board of Directors and they did Republican things; an anti-LGBTQ bigot is about to learn a lifetime lesson, and more!

• What can Botox do for you? The Bust Up of Jon Husted as State Rep. Ron Ferguson (R-Wintersville) burns more legislative bridges.

Thank you for reading! And see you next week.

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