The sinecure shuffle

Jon Husted, who has a used condom where his brain is supposed to be, is preparing for his gubernatorial run by taking care of key loyalists.

Alcoholism provided some of the best and worst times in my life. But of all the low moments, one of the greatest feelings of shame is how much money I pumped into JobsOhio, the state’s legalized slush fund. I could have probably retired a millionaire if I had invested that money in low-yield bonds.

In my defense, you’re usually not thinking about those k…