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The sinecure shuffle

The sinecure shuffle

Jon Husted, who has a used condom where his brain is supposed to be, is preparing for his gubernatorial run by taking care of key loyalists.

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Mar 29, 2024
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Alcoholism provided some of the best and worst times in my life. But of all the low moments, one of the greatest feelings of shame is how much money I pumped into JobsOhio, the state’s legalized slush fund. I could have probably retired a millionaire if I had invested that money in low-yield bonds.

In my defense, you’re usually not thinking about those k…

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