Just Add Another Lane

Surely this will be the one to unclog traffic as our world hurdles towards climate disaster.

It’s the freaking weekend baby and I’m about to have me some fun or so I thought to myself when my weekend began at 12:06 p.m. Friday.

I didn’t do anything on Friday or Saturday besides that activity our Founding Fathers loved to do. No not enslaving people though that’s a good guess.

I’m talking about watching college football and tweeting over 6,000 ti…