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Just Murder Them With Fentanyl Who Cares

Ohio's AG tries to kill the state's buzz, the worst farm season in the country, and more.

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Aug 14, 2019
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Wild day in the Spiked Seltzer Summer Saga with PBR dropping an 8% seltzer hours before FourLoko uncorked a haymaker from the deepest pits of Hell with a 14% seltzer that just sent a tingle down the spine of every veteran of the Fateful FourLoko Fall Frenzy of 2011 when the flavored malt liquor kingpin derailed tens of thousands of collegiate careers a…

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