Grifters... everywhere

A shady grifter appointed to the ODP Executive Committee, Vivek Ramaswamy hits Switzerland, Max Miller kicks himself in his pinkie-sized dick (twice), and more!

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The Rooster has a new standard mailing address.

Recently, I received a tip that I should purchase a Post Office box to receive standard mail, non-explosive packages, and tips from concerned citizens who don’t want to submit that information electronically.

You can now do that at:

• The Rooster

  P.O. Box 44009

  Hilltop, USA, 42304

If you have any damaging information that could end the political career of Mayor Suburbs or Matt Huffman… please move to the front of line.

Ohio’s corrupt political class DOES NOT want you to click this link. They’re begging you not to click this link.

Suspicious and incompetent “organizer” appointed the Ohio Democratic Party Executive Committee for some reason known only to God and Kathleen Clyde

Ohio Organizing Collective co-founder and Black Fork Strategies CEO Kirk Boden is supicious to say the least.

Yesterday, The Rooster reported on Kirk Boden, the shady co-founder of the Ohio Organizing Collaborative (OCC), receiving millions of dollars per year to his strategy group that was ineffective, disorganized and borderline criminal in the most charitable interpretation.

Hours after publication, I learned that Ohio Democratic Party chairwoman Kathleen Clyde appointed Boden to the party’s Executive Committee… last week.

From the Ohio Democratic Party meeting agenda on July 1, 2026.

You can only hope that Trump’s crooked Department of Justice doesn’t find any credible evidence to use against Boden and the OCC at large, because if it does, you can rest assured that the Ohio Republican Party’s machinery of coordinated cacaphony will go into overdrive from now until Election Day.

If you know anything about Boden, or how this appointment came to pass… the Dirt Box never sleeps.

Yo, Conman! We already have a Geneva-on-the-Lake at home, and it’s actually quite lovely this time of year.

Ramaswamy boarded his $10 million private jet on Wednesday for a 49-minute flight to Geneva, Switzerland, the second most famous “Geneva on the Lake.”