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Ladies and Gentlemen, We Got Him

We put Dabo Swinney in a pine box and entombed him in the bottom of the sea.

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D.J. Byrnes
Jan 04, 2021
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Before we begin today: I goofed in Friday’s Rooster about the Ohio government handing out $40 million to the state’s two MLS teams. The Columbus Crew got their $20 million before the pandemic hit, but Mike DeWine still decided to dole out $20 million to F.C. Cincinnati in the middle of a plague. I regret the error and I want to thank Crew superfan Keith…

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