The Rooster

The Rooster

Get these bums outta my town!

The Ohio House passed a bunch of bullshit before hitting the bricks for a holiday break that could extend to late February.

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D.J. Byrnes
Nov 20, 2025
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It’s 2:01 a.m. on Thursday, as of this writing. Which, in my middle-aged era, equates to pulling an all-nighter before taking a god-forsaken biology test at Ohio State or whatever it was.

I apologize if there are any blatant typos, or rather, more than the usual amount. I have an intern suspended above a bubbling cauldro…

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