Last Day of the Memorial Day Weekend Sale

Strike now while the grill is hot!

It’s a federal holiday, which means if the bankers ain’t working, neither is The Rooster.

But I ain’t above doing some commerce, either.

Today is the last day to redeem the 50% off coupon to join the fabled Patriots Caucus.

But that’s not all! You can also buy official shirts for the low, low price of $19.99:

As always, thanks for your readership. Your support means more than I can express in a humble newsletter. Eventually the State Legislature is going to want me hanged for treason, but until then, the fight continues!

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